How to tell whether a fairy tale has been sanitised for upper class audiences:
Published Version: And then the peasant hero learned a valuable lesson about the virtue of humility and not straying above one’s station.
Oral Tradition: And then the peasant hero killed the evil nobleman and lived in his house.
me: thinks abt c*ddling for 2 minutes
me @ myself: shut the hell up u aren’t in a John green novel. grow up and move on.
